Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Hippo gnu deer
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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