All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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