your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
What drink are we having for lunch?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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