He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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