You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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