Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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