Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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