Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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