Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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