I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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