Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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