Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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