You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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