we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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