Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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