Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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