I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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