We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Did I show you my penis last night?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
