sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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