I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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