love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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