So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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