I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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