And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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