I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
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He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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