i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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