I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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