Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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