Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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