so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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