he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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