the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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