I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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