Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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