There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
