This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
All the doctor said was why
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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