I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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