she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Someone signed my nipple.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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