'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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