I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
