Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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