I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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