We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
