i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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