You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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