For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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