Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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