Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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