i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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