she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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