My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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