she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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