she was so not down for the gang bang
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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