So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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