Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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