So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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