i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Randomize